oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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