so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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