Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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