I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
