only if we run a train.
done.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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