I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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