it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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