I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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