that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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