was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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