just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
operation harelip BJ is a go
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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