Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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