You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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