I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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