Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
