Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wish you could order shots online.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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