with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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