I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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