we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
