just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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