He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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