I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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