I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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