Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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