Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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