I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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