i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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