Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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