4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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