YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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