Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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