STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
This is my gift to your gina
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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