i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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