it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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