Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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