just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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