Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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