You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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