How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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