Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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