Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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