How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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