His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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