I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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