I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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