tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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