this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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