No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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