Don't you send me to vm
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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