U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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