My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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