so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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