Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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