Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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