i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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