This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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