My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
