if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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