I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Come on in and take your pants off
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