Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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